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Let Me off the Leash |
©1998 Grant Livingston |
You say that I'm a dog, a big old hound.
I know it must be true, the way I follow you all around. My dog house is real cosy, Our little rose garden is rosy, But just outside is the whole world wide And I feel a little nosy. Let me off the leash, won't you please?
Tonight I'd like to go out with the boys
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If you ever leave I'll bark and howl!
Don't make me cry Don't say goodbye No, never tell your puppy "ciao" But let me off the leash, won't you please?
Tonight I'd like to go out with the boys
Let me, let me, let me off the leash.
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© 1998 Grant Livingston |
I'm the gray cat in the graveyard
- Je suis le chat gris
The graveyard tour is about to start - Je suis le chat gris Two thousand souls lie sleeping here But bring your candles, never fear Scratch me right behind the ear! - Je suis le chat gris Allez! Je suis le chat gris Encore! Je suis le chat gris Here's Alain, I know him well - Je suis le
chat gris
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This gravestone's got a skull with wings - Je
suis le chat gris
And the candlelight brings out the flying things - Je suis le chat gris Here's a big moth, he's juicy and fat One swipe of my paw and that is that He saw the flame but not the cat - Je suis le chat gris Dîtes-moi! Je suis le chat gris Encore! I'm the gray cat in the graveyard - Je suis
le chat gris |
© 1999 Grant Livingston |
I got a friend named Jack—he's a regular guy,
But you don't bother Jack when he's eating pie! He’ll shake your hand, look you square in the eye, But you don't bother Jack when he's eating pie! When Jack's eating pie all the world does cease, He's the picture of a man who has truly found piece, But touch his fork, we'll have to call the police, no lie! You don't bother Jack when he's eating pie! Doesn't matter if it's winter or the 4th of July,
No, you don't bother Jack (You don't bother Jack!)
Way up in heaven there’ll be pie in the sky,
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Well, you don't bother Jack (You don't bother Jack)
No, you don't bother Jack (You don't bother Jack) No, you don't bother Jack, can you tell me why? (You don't bother Jack when he's eating pie) There’s just one rule that we gotta live by,
Well, you don't bother Jack (You don't bother Jack)
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© 2000 Grant Livingston |
Let's start at the beginning
This thing is called a boat It's got a big long pointy mast Two hulls to make it float And when you're out there sailing Upon the ocean deep The most important thing of all Is remembering to keep (the) CHORUS:
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Now after all that sailing
When you go out for a brew Remember keep those big old pontoon feet On the ground there under you And your pointy little pinhead
Repeat Chorus: Actors they say "break a leg"
You can give your buddy a handshake
Repeat Chorus: |
©1999 Grant Livingston |
Albert Einstein went out on the road
With his good friend Gypsy Rose As a courtesy he kept the conversation less technical And she kept on her clothes Albert had the brain that had united space and time
Albert said, "E equals empty, squared!"
To gasoline angels
Albert calculated for a quarter of an hour
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And that great big Shell was like a sign from heaven And they pumped in fourteen gallons, though the manual said eleven He said, "this car is wunderbar, but I cannot tell you why" She said, "the laws of Physics, Albert, dear . . . Do not apply!" To gasoline angels
Well, they got back on the road again, and the gypsy seemed real pleased
He said, "Rose we know the secret now, we never will be stuck!"
With gasoline angels
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© 2000 Grant Livingston Every company has got a board of directors
Martha knows.
Now Martha, in her time, has had a lot of titles
Repeat chorus: And when the Martians land
Martha knows.
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